Well, here I am again, talking about more idiotic observations. But I suspect Jerry Seinfeld would be proud of these. That's right. Two nihilists talking about nothing.
The theme of this edition of Random Observations is going to be hair. Facial, body, head. You name it (I've got it :P).
RO #1
Ever noticed how "Swamis" or "Babas" (fake Indian god men) are always having a flowing mane and beard. What is that all about? Bald men can't be (even fake) god men? The minute followers see a bald "Swami", they go "Oh wait! He cant be a real Swami! He's bald!!".
Seriously? That's where the line is? He's raping foreign (and local) followers (male and female)? No problemo! It's all in good spirit. He's a drug addict? No biggie! He has hundreds of millions of illegal money? That's a pre-requisite. But if he's bald? No way Jose! He is a hoax.
RO #2
I have been trying to grow a beard (yes. much like the fake god men) for a while now. But I dunno why, but it is not getting past the "puberty-ish" stage. So I was wondering the other day, does applying shampoo to your facial hair make it grow better, smoother and thicker? Not to forget dandruff-free.
I will try it out for a while. Hope it works. The shampoo companies have a new angle to advertise then.
RO #3
Staying with the subject of hair, baldness and Babas, why arent there many women who go bald? Why has nature decided to curse the men with this affliction? To tip the scales in favour of women? It's not enough that they have complete control over our mind.
P.S If you're interested to see the other parts of the ROs, here's the link http://amritkosaraju.blogspot.in/p/random-observations.html
The theme of this edition of Random Observations is going to be hair. Facial, body, head. You name it (I've got it :P).
RO #1
Ever noticed how "Swamis" or "Babas" (fake Indian god men) are always having a flowing mane and beard. What is that all about? Bald men can't be (even fake) god men? The minute followers see a bald "Swami", they go "Oh wait! He cant be a real Swami! He's bald!!".
Seriously? That's where the line is? He's raping foreign (and local) followers (male and female)? No problemo! It's all in good spirit. He's a drug addict? No biggie! He has hundreds of millions of illegal money? That's a pre-requisite. But if he's bald? No way Jose! He is a hoax.
RO #2
I have been trying to grow a beard (yes. much like the fake god men) for a while now. But I dunno why, but it is not getting past the "puberty-ish" stage. So I was wondering the other day, does applying shampoo to your facial hair make it grow better, smoother and thicker? Not to forget dandruff-free.
I will try it out for a while. Hope it works. The shampoo companies have a new angle to advertise then.
RO #3
Staying with the subject of hair, baldness and Babas, why arent there many women who go bald? Why has nature decided to curse the men with this affliction? To tip the scales in favour of women? It's not enough that they have complete control over our mind.
P.S If you're interested to see the other parts of the ROs, here's the link http://amritkosaraju.blogspot.in/p/random-observations.html
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